Travel Pain

What really scares me are people that keep talking about "being normal" as if that really existed

I don't even like you, so how do you make me wish for things I don't want to wish for?

Damn boy, are you leftover pizza from last night?
Because I was going to get rid of you but now that I'm drunk I kinda want you
















Everyone keeps talking about finding the one that makes their heart skip a beat.
Well, personally I am not looking to develop cardiac irregularity.












But beauty is so much more than looks.
It's about accepting yourself the way you are and helping others do the same.










God made Eve for Adam, not Adam for Eve,
so apparently men are more in need of women than the other way around.

You are the jelly to my burger, the glitter to my sushi, the knife to my soup and the ketchup to my ice cream.
My point is: I am fine off without you.

The human brain really is fascinating.
It works 24/7 since before we you are born and only takes a break when you search for a good response or talk to someone actually attractive.






















I feel like water is the cure for anything.
Want to lose weight? Drink water.
Want clear skin? Drink water.
Tired of a guy? Drown him.